I am not ready for you to leave and force me to hang out with August. It's not that I don't like August....(actually, August is my second to least favorite month...) but it's just that August signifies the end of Summer......*sob.*
So, I was thinking, maybe you could stick around a little longer. I mean, whose brilliant idea was it that a month can have only 31 days? How about 40? Is that so much to ask? I only talking about 9 more days. 9.
That's a piddly little amount, really, when you think about it in the context of the history of time and all. It doesn't really even qualify as an inkling.
I'll cook for you...maybe a nice Sunday Roast...or how about some jambalaya? Strawberries for breakfast?
Don't make me beg, July....begging is never pretty, even for dogs.
I'd stick around longer if you asked me to.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee......(insert whining tone used by my 11 year-old to get her way).
Okay, then it's settled.
More July for Everyone!!!!
(you can thank me later.)